Monday, May 30, 2011

bread turtis



it's brett's 21st birthday today. now i can 100% beat off while thinking about him and not feel guilty

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hanover

Short cut offs, long hair and a tye-dye ozzfest sleeveless shirts

Dude

So many balls

This is stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eTMDkbS0fc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Many pros have already said it... Hopefully this is the first and last
triple backflip. Too crazy

Friday, May 27, 2011

Bmx photo

I'm posting this so I won't feel bad about all the beer photos later

This is what we do

Drink break. I'm thirsty

Thursday, May 26, 2011

use what's available



somebody getting real wild

Sorry, no nudity



this is still my favorite sort-of-BMX-related photo. so sick. dubi and chappy need to step up their game

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Macho Man



macho man stopped the rapture from happening. it's the only logical explanation.

shane powell



shane powell is in jail and all he's worried about is BMX and beer. i shouldn't have to tell anyone this, but shane fucking rules.

content warning



The content warning sucks, but it means that I can literally put anything I want on the blog now. Anything from bmx, to male nudity, to vulgar ass raping and Google will not do anything about it no matter how many times the blog is "reported" for content abuse.

An exert from Google's content policy: "We respect our users' ownership of and responsibility for the content they choose to share. It is our belief that censoring this content is contrary to a service that bases itself on freedom of expression."

So while the blog might have a content warning now, all it takes is a simple click of a button and you can still view everything on the blog. And I can still post all the beer and dicks I want. America rules. Git R Dun.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

New trend

The new trend seems to be putting the stickers inside urinals for
people to piss on. !GB! approves

Monday, May 23, 2011

iphone edit #3



!GB! iphone edit #3. go watch it on the vimeo page in HD

Pee in style

Its like peeing on our faces

Fuck rite aid

We were done with that spot anyway

botw 11



this picture will corrupt kids' brains

we aim to entertain



Someone tried having the !GB! blog shut down due to objectionable content. Now, i'm not sure if it was someone just being an idiot or if it was some super-hero mom. The latter would cause me to rebut in a way that has something to do with calling you an ignorant bitch. Yes, younger kids look at the blog. Do we care? No. Your 15 year old was introduced to vulgar language, sex, drugs and alcohol a long time ago. Do we condone underage activities? Of course not. Anyone pictured holding a beer in their hand is of age. Whether the kid views vulgarities here, facebook, twitter, television or elsewhere - they will see it. It's 2011. It's time to accept it. Freedom of speech is thriving and if you don't like America, than you can get out.

The !GB! blog is purely for entertainment purposes, but we were forced to add an "Adult Content" warning at the front page. It sucks but I can't get around it without removing 50% of the content.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program of beer, male nudity, making fun of cops and the occasional BMX-related post.

Get off your high horse and come down to our level. It's a lot more fun down here.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

This was probably illegal

Whenever I say tits, I really mean dicks. Bikes, beer and dicks. We love dicks

Beer pong

Easily distracted by tits

Big Tymin

!GB! bracelets have more uses than just wearing them

Got him

Facebook find. Corey getting it

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Uhhhhhh

Well that's awkward. Dicks are sweet

Yes

This dude rules. PBR pounder in my left hand, dick in my right

That's about right

This is my life

Friday, May 20, 2011

I'm confused

What's going on here?

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Matt Malone

Is the biggest retard I know.

BOTW lol



some random beat off material. when will the rain stop?

Monday, May 16, 2011

Brothers?



I saw this magazine and couldn't help but see the resemblance. I know liking !GB! is probably taboo in the station, but i'd be pretty disappointed if this wasn't printed out and hung on officer waltersdorf's locker.

His name is Jack

I was riding my bike illegally on sidewalks and stuff when Chris
called me and told me he had a beer for me. Friday afternoon
activities

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Harassment

This is harassment at it's finest. A cop on private property harassing
individuals who have permission to be on said private property. The
only person trespassing in this situation is the police officer. A
police officer doesn't have the authority to decide where a
trespassing offense takes place. You did not receive a call or
instruction from the owner because Corey(who is apart of GB) is in the
winebrenner family. His uncle owns the place. You're a moron Officer
Auman. Jimmy(the owner) has already been told about YOU trespassing on
his property. Get fucked and fight some real crime

Too hot

Way too hot to actually ride bikes. Who's got the beer?

No !GB!

That sounds about right. I'm sitting at rite aid right now. Where the
fuck is everyone? Some fuck on a mountain bike just road by me on the
sidewalk. How's a citizens arrest work?

Friday, May 13, 2011

Power Hour

Power hour winebrenner sesh

He's with us

Cops need to get off Dubs' ass. He's our boy now

Thursday, May 12, 2011

My balls are wet

Brought him home from the bar. Getting wild

My dicks hard

Get it

Penn township cops are cooler

My dream would be true if I ever saw a Hanover borough cop at a bar.
Getting drunk as shit and fucking him would be my number 1 priority

Chris and Dubi



how a thursday morning is spent

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Matt Malone

Matt, the only motherfucker to buy the biggest bottle of beer there is

Breaking laws

Sitting on benches in the square drinking beer and doing a lot of drugs

At the bar

Me and matt are at the bar at 2:00. We got off to a late start

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Small dick

When you can't get laid, much less have a girl talk to you, you resort
to giving 11 year olds fines for sitting on a sidewalk. Our tax money
at work. Thanks for serving the community, officer!

More than just balloons


you're looking at the sole reason you should wear condoms. matt malone could be your son.

Matt is almost 21

Matt Malone turns 21 tonight at midnight. I remember when Matt was a
loud, retarded 14 year old. Now he's a loud, retarded 21 year old who
will probably spend 75% of his life drunk. Boom shaka laka

Donuts

!GB! Fully supports people doing drunk donuts in a parking lot

Pissing with his dick during a typical BMX food break. There's gonna be a lot of pornography

Monday, May 9, 2011

The blog is slacking

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Don't take it too serious

Hard dicks for BMX

Monday, May 2, 2011

Aaron Ross loves !GB!

Killing people is funny