Friday, April 29, 2011

I'll be looking into that


"then you need to go to his boss. find out who the police commissoner is and tell him what the chief told you. he cannot do that. any citizen can file a formal complaint against an officer."

Waltersdork


The official motto of Hanover, PA is Fiat Justitia (Let Justice be Done). Apparantly the Hanover Borough Police Department thinks justice is giving three people trespassing fines because their cans of iced tea are trespassing on a planter. No, i'm not making that up. Those are the words directly from that fine officer's mouth. You read that right - I received a fine today because I sat my iced tea on a ledge/planter. It's police officers like Officer Waltersdork that give other small-town officers a bad name. You know... the one that says they're giant cowards who were nerds in high school and resorted to becoming a police officer in a small town so that they can abuse their "authority" and go on power trips everytime they don't get laid. And how if they really believed in justice they would have become an officer somewhere with real crime, like York or Baltimore.

But anyway - Let Justice be Done. Hell yeah, brother!!

throwback

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Targeting BMX


this is the 1,000th post on the blog. go figure

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Yes please

Chopstick

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Test, bryan heiser has a tiny dick

Friday, April 22, 2011

The famous is Hanover as fuck

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

One time I saw chris crash doing this


this is either mouse or brett. i can't tell

Not a quick turn-around time


i ordered new stickers two weeks ago and i got an email on friday saying they are scheduled to print may 3rd. holy fuck, it takes them a month to print them. i usually receive the stickers in 2 1/2 weeks. i ordered them from a new place because they were cheaper. i guess that's the price you pay to save $10. i'm just going to go ahead and order the next batch now so i'll get them before july

Dubi loves cross processing

Monday, April 18, 2011

BOTW 10


two photos were necessary to cancel out all the gay shit on here

BOTW 10

Sunday, April 17, 2011

This got deleted off twitter


Gay shit and grimy bitches describes chris's parties

!GB!

Homoerotic


These are the types of things you miss if you don't have twitter

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Ballin Hard

Bikes

Thursday, April 14, 2011

STD!!!!!!!!!!!

Riding Photos?

Photo Dump

Death Metal

WTF

happy birthday gary


he's 22 years old. i was approached by a police officer once who was intrigued by the person doing the "tuck no-weiners" on the blog. i wont comment on whether that person was male or female

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Branded

BOTW 9


just in case you're not into red heads. here's another:

Monday, April 11, 2011

Drifting Rules

Another riding photo?

Matt

Friday, April 8, 2011

fuck !GB!

Shit, this is gonna hurt


I'll have !GB! branded permanently on me in a few hours. Fuck yeah. -bryan

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Real Mature



These are the type of pictures that get sent to me when i'm not riding. Sorry officers, I can't be keeping an eye on these kids all the time

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Stickers!!


officer miles repping hard - and jaywalking

just placed an order for more stickers. should be here in a couple weeks

Party Hard

Chilllll

BOTW 8



#boner #cum

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Skeet skeet